Deviant Affair
By: KairaKitty

Characters:
Kaira = Nicole
Satoshi = April
Jim = Gian
Shinji = Max

"Hey Satoshi! You're going to run the batteries out of my laptop!" A soft feminine voice snickered playfully, looking over to the girl across the room. Satoshi, the other girl, tilted her head up with a slight smirk. "I'm sorry Kaira, torturing him is just too much fun!" She replied back, as the original outspoker, Kaira, suddenly laughed once more. "Fine, fine.. I've got -my- love on the phone, anyway." She practically purred, as she held a black house phone to her ear. Suddenly, the power went off, turning the house dark. "Huh? What's going on.." Satoshi questioned softly, as Kaira shrugged, though she realized Satoshi couldn't see her. "Uh, don't know, maybe a power out?" Opening the front door, Kaira stepped out into the night air, Satoshi close behind her. Looking around, all the other house's power were off, but many more people were standing outside, pointing to the sky. "I wonder what's going on." Satoshi stated, walking out to the driveway. Looking up, she slowly brought her hand up to her mouth. Seeing this reaction, Kaira ran after her, bringing her own icy blue eyes up to the sky. "What.. is that.." Her voice was a whisper as she watched a large strange trail of light. Suddenly, Kaira's parents ran out of the house.
"Get in the car." Tearing her eyes from the sky, Kaira looked questioningly at her parents. "Why-" She was pushed into the car along with Satoshi, as her parents hopped into the car and started it. "Don't ask questions." Satoshi looked toward Kaira, as if asking, 'What about my family?' Kaira shrugged as the car pulled out of the driveway. After what seemed like forever had passed, though it was really only a few moments, they pulled into the newly built space launch service building. "What-?" Being dragged out of the chair, her mother shoved a bag into Kaira's hands. "We're leaving, now. Come on!" Other people were crowding into the building, all trying to get there first. Keeping close to each other, Kaira and Satoshi tried to stay with Kaira's parents. People were pushing past the station guards, climbing into all of the space shuttles. Satoshi and Kaira felt themselves being dragged into one, as Kaira twisted around to reach her hand out to her parents. "Mom! Dad! Wait, let me back out!" She screamed, tears filling her eyes as she watched her parents desperately try to get to her..

As the doors slid closed, her mother's crying face and her father's desperate pushing the last thing she saw before silver..
".. Don't we have any other money?"
"Nope."
".. But people need to eat more than one thing to live."
"You're still alive, aren't you?"
"Yeah, but-"
"Are you still alive?"
".. Yes." Kaira sighed, narrowing her eyes at Satoshi who sat on the couch next to her. Lifting her chopsticks to her mouth, she wrapped her lips around the ramen noodles hanging off the sticks. Satoshi flipped the channels of the TV, obviously bored with the stations. They sat in a small living room, obviously a live in space shuttle. Strange noises were coming off down the hall. "Shouldn't you check that? You're the mechanic.." Satoshi mummered, not bothering to take her eyes off the TV. "It's normal." Kaira replied boredly. ".. It's never made that sound before a week ago." She pointed out. ".. It's normal now." Was Kaira's simple reply. Shrugging, Satoshi sighed. The two looked reasonably older, probably in their late teens or early twenties now. Kaira could still remember that day, though, when she was fourteen.. The sound of an explosion knocked her out of her thoughts. Noting that Satoshi had turned up the TV, she watched some large building being blown to the ground.
"Damn, whoever did that is skilled." She said, wondering how anyone could set enough explosives through the building, or cause one big enough explosive to bring it all down like that. "The Morningstar Capitol building was blown down today, reprovingly by the same duo who have been committing large and horrendous crimes around the planets. These two have finally been identified, and have been placed with the largest bounties in the history on their hands." Suddenly, Satoshi turned up the TV. Kaira knew this could be their time to get the jackpot! "That must be some money.. we could buy steaks, and pig, and-" Before she could continue on with her thoughtful dreams, two pictures showed up on the screen.
One of Kaira, and one of Satoshi.
"Kaira " Trickster" Straling, and her partner Satoshi "Requiem" Mitamoro are the cause of these crimes. The bounty on their head is the highest ever, at over 600 thousand. With this kind of bounty, hunters are going to be searching everywhere for these two. Not to mention police over the worlds are after them. Back to you, Jim." The image switched over to a male news reporter, who smiled. "Thank you, Jane. We hope those two villains are captured soon. Onto other news.." Satoshi flicked the TV off, staring at the blank screen. Some noodles fell off Kaira's chopsticks, back into the bowl, as she blinked a few times.
"Hey, Kaira..?"
"Yeah..?"
"Was the highest bounty in history just put on our heads?"
"Uh.. yep."
"For crimes we didn't even do?"
"Uh.. yep."
"Involving destruction of various buildings, mass murders, theft, and countless other crimes?"
"Uh.. yep."
"Have I been drunk and/or high at all in the past few months?"
"Uh.. nope."
"Have you?"
"Uh.. nope."
".. THEN WHAT THE HELL?!" Satoshi finally screamed, jumping up and grabbing her hair. "OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? MY SHIP, MY POOR SHIP! IT'LL BE BLOWN TO BITS, EVERYONE KNOWS I OWN THIS!" Her screams echoed around the ship as she started running about. "I have to get my ship logs! No, my books! No, my stuffed rabbit!" Kaira sat there for another moment, before placing her chopsticks down into her bowl. After placing the bowl on the table, she pulls her laptop up onto her lap. Flipping the switch, she pulled the screen up, her fingers flying away at the keyboard. "Hm.." She narrowed her eyes thoughtfully. ".. KAIRA, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" Satoshi continued shouting. "Satoshi.."
"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?"
"Satoshi.."
"HOW ARE WE GOING TO LIVE?"
"Satoshi.."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
"Calm. the. fuck. down." Kaira said, pointing to her screen. After hmphing, Satoshi, leaning over the back of the couch, looked at her computer screen. "We were obviously framed, I hacked into some video recordings. These girls certainly look like us, whoever framed us, they're skilled, I'll give them that." She stated, her eyes still carefully observing the screen. ".. Ew, I would never wear that shirt." Satoshi commented. Rolling her eyes, Kaira glanced over to Satoshi, who shrugged. "What?!" Ignoring it, Kaira turned her head back to the screen. "Why would someone frame us, though? What is to gain from it?" Satoshi shrugged once more. "Maybe they just needed a cover up?" Shaking her head, Kaira narrowed her eyes at the screen. "They have to know us, there's no way this is just for a cover up. Their crimes are skillfully planned, every step. I've looked over how some of their crimes were done out, or what detectives believe happened, and these people.. whoever they are, seem to have a motive behind everything."
"But, why us?"
"That's what I don't get." Shaking her head again, Kaira placed her laptop down onto the table. "It puzzles the fuck out of me." She said, standing up. "Well, then.. we have the highest bounty on our heads, correct?" Turning, Kaira crossed her arms, looking at Satoshi was she spoke. "Yes."
"And every fucking bounty hunter and police officer in the universe is after us?"
"Correct."
"And some bastards framed us?"
"Yes.."
Satoshi suddenly stood back up from her leaning position, smirking. "Then what the hell are we waiting for? Let's go catch those bastards!"